by: Bryan Duffy
You’re a knight on a mission. The countryside has been swarmed with goblins and since they’re smelly and ugly, you find that unacceptable. It’s time to dust off your blade and end their tyranny.
As luck has it, other people are just as repulsed by there vile appearances and are willing to pay you for every goblin you slay. Maybe now you can buy that new sword you had your eye on.